Rants and Raves of a “Cute but Psycho” Mom

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I almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard! can you imagine going in front of a judge with this charge???????????????

Ya know, some women look at being shown naked in movies as “empowering”

well….there are some women that DON’T

some women actually squirm in their seat during movies and feel really uncomfortable when they constantly see naked women splattered all over the screen for entertainment. (It’s not just men that watch movies, women do too)

If there are viewers that enjoy naked women so much (men) then why not just go to a titty bar instead of putting in most movies, ruining it for some of the female viewers?

I made a new rule that whenever I watch an R rated movie, I will just turn it off when it comes to;
“TUTS”; the uneccessary TIT scene

ya wanna know how many movies I have made it through? maybe 5% 
 
I tried watching the movie “American Gangster” cause I love Denzel and usually when there has been nudity in the movies he’s in, its done “somewhat” tastefully (if that’s possible) and not over the top. When it came to “TUTS”,…not only did they show tit for the single purpose of showing tit, they didn’t even bother showing the womens faces. The just zoomed in on the tits. I was thinking to myself, “would the movie still be good without that scene?” and “why do producers/writers/directors” go out of their way to always slip that scene in?” YA KNOW…it really SUCKS donkey cock, cause there are some movies that I have really wanted to see….but I would not be able to enjoy it cause the whole time I would be bracing and preparing myself for; “TUTS”

oh, and especially around my parents……I ONLY watch PG-13 movies with folks and family cause really….come on…sitting around with mom and pops, while a triple D stripper swinging around a pole and men throwing ones at her, is not family fun time. I think I would be more comfortable going to the proctologist and having him shove a fist up my ass….twice….it certainly sounds easier to get through….

When the day comes where instead of showing “rack” they start showing cock and balls non stop, I will laugh my head off.
I will literally sit in a chair, recline it all the way back, and laugh my head off….and not just a normal laugh….the “I am a cackling evil BITCH that would scare the shit out of children laugh” cause then, men will finally get it…..(how it feels to be HUMILIATED.)

the movie “I think I love my wife” SUCKS and so does Chris Rock. He is this so called “player” in the movie before he gets married. Then when he is married, he acts like the typical “life sucks, I want my cake an eat it too, horny, prick” that tolerates his ball and chain wife.
First off, there “are” some people who are happily married. He is “acting” I know. but seriously, I dont buy the “just acting” bullshit as you can see in my previous posts. If he wanted to be a bachelor, then STAY a bachelor. Dont get married then stereotype all marriages as sexless, boring, torturous lives of hell. This movie makes it seem like all women, once married turn into these boring lifeless, nagging hags and that men are unsatisfied and wish they had what the other guy is having. Um….NO….thats not how it is and I am so fucking sick of these LAME stereotypes.
Also, if they were going to choose a “player” type that likes going on “pussy fests” wouldnt they choose someone good looking to make it more realistic? LOL chris rock is this lame ass looking pip squeek with a gap in his teeth that looks like his mom fucked MR. ED….then the topper is…..his wife, is gorgeous and would probably never give him the time of day in real life. PUH LEEZ.
In marriages that are unhappy, I am guessing a lot of the WIVES are unhappy cause they a-hole husband turned into some FAT PIG, bald, and didnt keep up with himself. then the wife is grossed out so thats why the sex stops. then the mans mentality is, “not my fault so the wife must be an old hag that doesnt put out”
Men who think like this are RETARDED and are probably in the back of a strip joint trying to find their dick under their flaps of fat, so they can wack off to the dancer on stage.
Movies, and men like this make me SICK and the ignorance and stupidity makes me want to PUKE….Chris rock, you are about as smart as your name (rock) and about as sexy a turd. Get over yourself. The movie “I think I love my wife” was retarded and dumb probably like the people who liked it. It shows LOW CHARACTER of you to even take a role like this……you’re pathetic

what gives? ya, she is pretty….but she acts as if she is the best thing since air
was created.
News flash, she isn’t Jesus. She is someone that dresses like a sexy stripper and is
somewhat “hot”
but soooooo conceited that she drops from a 9.5 to a 6 in my book after seeing one interview.
Holy Christ is she a cocky, self-centered, narcissist….get over yourself Nicole!!…..
Don’t singers/pop stars realize that they are so MUCH HOTTER when they are
humble?
Seeing her in interviews makes me want to vomit, cause here you got this gal that
could be so much more if it weren’t for her crap “gods gift” attitude. (*barf*)
If her ego were any bigger I think her head would explode. Someone should tell her
to get off her high horse and act human, not like an ego maniac. If she dropped her
arrogance down a notch, she would be super hot!! but the whole “holier than thou”
I am better than you attitude totally ruins it for me.

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jesus christ. I was reading this commentary of doctors behaving badly and realizing that men just dont even CARE how much they can be demeaning or disrespectful. They will go to any length to cop a feel and squeeze tit. I was so fucking grossed out by this;

http://www.aolhealth.com/health/bad-doctor-stories?icid=100214839×1209623425x1200575804

a woman can’t even go to the doctor without and intern “preteding”
to examine her. what a fucking piece of shit. At least the soon to be
“sexual-harrassment-horny-pig-doctor” got his, when they brought in an
old lady for him to examine. ha ha asshole! enjoy the cob webs!!

Men are such pigs. They can’t even go one day without fucking an empty
snapple bottle. God knows what they will do when they see a woman,
let alone a good looking one. Really, all it takes is a hole for a man.
Well…breathing, and a hole….well maybe not even the breathing part.
Men will fuck anything that walks and are only focused on sex, fucking, tits
and ass…..oh, and sports.

I swear, I found the last man on earth that was worth a shit. If it weren’t for
him, I would have just said FUCK IT and gone gay. At least that way, u
can be with someone that respects you (a woman). Instead of some asshole that
will take a patient in a vulnerable state, when she is supposed to trust 
him and then oggle her cooch, bringing in his buddy like its a peep show.
Look you pervrted ASSHOLES, it scares me to think of men like this becoming
doctors. I know men are addicted to sex, total A-HOLES, creepy pigs
that hump trees and jerk off all day, but try not to disrespect ALL women.
Can you try to be civil humans & oh i dont know…….maybe 1% of the time try
not to be total piece of shit molesters? It’s hard for you….I know…. 
When you are a DOCTOR, respect your fucking patient ASSHOLE.
If you wanna to drool over COOCH. Go to a strip joint ASSWIPE.

this is why i go to a FEMALE DOCTOR

I am so fucking sick of hearing about these monsters attacking people
and children. It is total BULLSHIT that people say “oh its the owners
fault” blah blah blah.
sure, but close to nil % it is 99% genetics. PITS ARE MEAN KILLING
MACHINES. If its all about the owners then why dont we hear
about poodles, and pomeranians attacking people? Ya, I am sure
those little yappers are running around biting fingers off of 2 years
olds and trying to rip into the flesh of a mans neck.
I am honestly more scared of a pit, than a mountain lion. I honestly
think that pits have bad blood. And to HELL with the owners and
people who defend them. I am sure if your kid was attacked and
had to have a finger sewn back on because a fucking blood
thirster monster bit it off, you’d change your mind.

PITS ARE NASTY, INHUMANE, VENEMOUS, KILLERS.
If you see one, run it over and save a child.

http://www.topix.com/forum/business/healthcare/T12HKPJRT8FBDMD36

ENDLESS LIST OF PITBULL ATTACKS.
http://aim.search.aol.com/search/search?&query=2%20year%20old%20finger%20bitten%20off%20by%20pitbull&invocationType=TB50TRab
“Pitbull bites off child’s finger - Topix “
“Pit bull bites off part of man’s finger - Topix“
“jeffmilner.com » Blog Archive » Woman Loses Finger in Pit Bu…
The 38-year-old mother of two was walking home with her
dog of four years, …. Another”
“Woman loses finger in pit bull attack“
“Dogs Bite Blog: Calgary woman loses finger and dog in pit bu…“
“A dog bit off the finger of a 24-year-old Boulder man
Thursday afternoon as the man tried to break up a fight
between two dogs by sticking …”
“Several days later, a Los Angeles letter carrier was seriously
injured when a pit bull bit off part of her nose. And on Aug.
23, a 26-year-old Garden Grove …”
“A pit bull mauled a 7-year-old girl Tuesday night — chewing
off her finger and ear and leaving bite wounds all over her face. …”

http://aim.search.aol.com/search/search?&query=pittbull%20attacks&invocationType=TB50TRab

HMMM, I DON’T SEE THE ENDLESS LIST OF GOLDEN
RETRIEVERS, LABS, GREAT DANES, ETC ETC. …… 
OWNER’S MY ASS!! PITS ARE KILLING MACHINES

DEATH TO THEM ALL. Yes, some owners may make them;
mean (er)
but they are always and always have been mean killers from the beggining………

New Slogan: KILL A PITBULL, SAVE A HUMAN

He used to have those “juggies” with the big ole titties bouncing around on
the man show. Whats so different about the show “Deal or No Deal” a
bunch of brainless, plastic, ho-bags showing off their tits in hooker outfits….
the only difference is they call themselves models LOL and that there are
more of them. They are a freaking disgrace. There is beauty, and then
there is just being a plain HO.

This video, you can see one of the hookers whole entire breast from
the side profile. Can she possibly expose anymore without showing
the nipple? Just go topless for Christ Sake!!!!!!!! You’re a HO aint ya?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1192798/sexy_magic_tricks_with_models_deal_no_deal_girls/

and is it just me? or does this leyla tramp seem
like a total stuck up BITCH!

http://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_Deal/models/leyla.shtml