Rants and Raves of a “Cute but Psycho” Mom

anyone sick and tired of hearing about this bullshit? why the FUCK did we ever get involved in that FUCKED UP country anyway? thank you president DUMB ASS CROTCH BUSH….(by the way….why do we always have a pansy for a president?)

we try to go over and help a screwed up country beyond help and our troops walk into a suicidal playground getting blown up left and right. Hmmmm, good thinking….trying to clean up someone elses mess, leaving American children fatherless and motherless when we could have kept our fucking nose out of THEIR fucking business and avoided all of this shit.

Sometimes its best to just let another country fuck themselves up. Trying to help IRAQ is like trying to stop the sun from rising….its IMPOSSIBLE……Personally that country and the neighboring ones are so fucked up, uncivilized, and inhumane I almost wish the US would just pull an Osama Bin Laden and bomb the fuck out of them to get rid of those shitheads…… A good old case of genocide. Is it going to be 2057 and still in the same bullshit situation with our troops dying???

The women and children are innocent over there, but who would want to grow up in a screwed up society like that anyway? we would be doing them a favor…they try to escape from that hellish place anyway…. I feel funny even calling it a society. The people in IRAQ are like an embarrassment to GOD. ……..

Allah??? PUH LEEZ…..please tell me that these fucks dont really expect to have 77 virgins waiting for them in heaven as a reward for killing people? WOW, they sure have some crafty schools over there to get these tards to believe this shit…..or are all of the people over there just stupid to begin with? Shit, if that were true, all of the murderers and killers in prison must have an orgy of Playboy bunnies waiting for them in heaven after they get their dose of leathel injection….very logical thinking dontcha think?

lets go out and kill someone now, the rewards are very beneficial it seems. Maybe if I knock off a handicapped person in a wheelchair by hitting him with my car, I will have a fucking “chip n dale” dancer waiting for me at the gates of heaven with a boner, ready to go with some hot kinky sex…………

I really wonder…..what percentage of the world is IDIOT and what percentage isn’t? I think the answer would make me cry…………..

I sure the FUCK feel like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like sometimes I am just a poopy diaper changing, puke cleaning, burp wiping, binky shoving, lullabye singing machine. I get so frustrated cause I cant remember the last time I dressed up (not in SWEATS) or put on any fucking make-up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does being a mom mean you kiss SEXY BYE BYE? I didn’t think that before, but I am questioning that now. My make up and outfits sit there in the bathroom and closet collecting dust….

Maybe when I am an old FUCK with a full head of grey hair…I will finally go out again…but will find myself saying oops….too late…time to fucking die now cause life passed you by…………..

any other moms struggle with this feeling? I love my baby and wouldnt trade him for anything, but does that mean that you need to completely say bye 100% to being sexy and having adult type fun?